There’s never a shortage of laughs when Jason and Travis Kelce are around, something New Heights fans know all too well.
During the “No Dumb Questions” segment of the April 2 episode, the NFL brothers debated the best body part to make detachable, with the conversation, also featuring Intern Brandon, quickly going off the rails.
Jason prompted his brother to answer first, with the Kansas City Chiefs tight end pausing before stating, “I don’t know, maybe my ears so I wouldn’t have to hear people?”
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He continued suggesting that a “detachable nose” would also be a good idea, with Jason noting that it would allow Travis to avoid the one food he despises: “If there’s mayonnaise in the area, you don’t want to smell that.
Travis doubled down with one of “senses” being his final answer, but Jason wasn't content, allowing his “intrusive thoughts win" as he continued, “Alright, I’m just going to throw it out there. I mean if we’re being honest it usually just gets in the way,” without actually naming the body part.
“It’s an inconvenient appendage at times … I mean I’m very happy I have one,” he pressed on, with Travis offering up a name of “the ball and chain.”
The dad of four was fully into it at this point, suggesting that “If you could detach it, that means you could probably attach an upgraded one. I mean you could go bigger." He even went as far as to say you could “attach another one” if there was a “universal connection point.”
Travis couldn’t contain his laughter, calling his brother "a f—-ing psychopath," adding, "I was waiting for you to make it make sense and you never disappoint."
That’s when Intern Brandon was dragged into it, as Jason relied on the Perplexity search engine to determine the best detachable body part, with results ranging from appendix and tonsils to an arm, leg, and head.
The last one intrigued Jason, though he continued on the previous theme, stating, "I wouldn’t mind that," adding, "why would I make my d–k detachable if I could just make my head detachable and put it on somebody with a bigger d-–k.”
While it may have been a random connection, Jason quickly revealed why it came to his mind, repeating a phrase his dad, Ed Kelce, always used to say: "You’d lose your d**k if it wasn’t attached?"
That’s when Jason concluded, "Yeah, you’re right — we don’t want that to be detachable, it’s got to stay on," he said, adding he wasn’t "responsible enough" for that.
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Fans couldn’t hold it together over the conversation, noting, "Jason’s logic always makes sense which is what makes whatever he says 100x funnier" and "Jason making Travis laugh hard is my favorite ???."
"This was off the rails but seems to [be] right up Jason’s alley! I laughed and laughed and laughed," as other agreed, "Jason Kelce: forever making us laugh ??."
Others cackled that Travis was "texting Taylor [Swift] under the table to apologize," while someone else pointed out, "It's the 'Jason' for me. Travis knew where Jason was going!"
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