Love may be in the air on February 14, but if you’re not into gigantic teddy bears, heart-shaped balloons, and mushy cards, it can feel like you’re trapped in a real-life rom-com for 24 hours. While it might seem like you’re the only one in your city during that time period who isn’t caught up in all the Valentine's madness, you’re definitely not alone. In fact, you’re just part of the anti-Valentine’s Day club, a community of people (single and coupled!) who know they can buy themselves flowers and love themselves better than anyone else can. And we've go the best anti-Valentine's Day quotes and captions to share!After all, who says love has to be a two-person job? If the thought of celebrating a day that over-romanticizes dating and relationships isn’t for you, that’s totally OK. Instead, you can spend it romanticizing your own life, treating yourself to your favorite things, or simply enjoying a little peace and quiet at home. Because, really, who needs an overrated Cupid when you’re already creating your own happily ever after?That’s why we’ve curated the ultimate guide of 55 epic anti-Valentine’s quotes and captions you can use on February 14. Check them all out below and then sprinkle your favorites into your Instagram posts and stories for a dose of fun, sass and self-love. That way, you can still partake in the holiday via social media, but without the cheesiness—just on your own terms with a little humor and a whole lot of personality.Related: 75 Single on Valentine's Day Quotes for Strong, Independent Women Who Are Flying Solo
Best Anti-Valentine’s Day Quotes
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1. “Thank you…next.” — Ariana Grande2. “Single and fabulous, exclamation point.” — Carrie Bradshaw3. “Love is a promise delivered already broken.” — Steve Martin4. “Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day, I’m celebrating ‘Discount Chocolate Day.’” — Unknown5. “A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.” — Maxine6. “Love is in the air...try not to breathe.” — Unknown7. “I like being single, I'm always there when I need me.” — Art Leo8. “I can love me better than you can.” — Miley Cyrus 9. “It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.” — Marilyn Monroe 10. “Next February I’m going to file a lawsuit against Valentine’s Day for singles’ discrimination.” — Unknown11. “Cupid called…he’s taking the day off.” — Unknown 12. “Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.” — The Wizard of Oz13. “Freedom is the best relationship status.” — UnknownRelated: 50 Hilarious Valentine's Day Jokes
Anti-Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
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14. My heart belongs to coffee, and it never lets me down.15. I’ll be the hero of my own fairytale, no need for a love spell.16. Forget the arrows—I’m already hitting the bullseye of happiness!
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17. Here for the chocolate, not the love story.18. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather be single, how about you?19. Who needs a glass slipper when I’ve got my own shoes to fill?20. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cupid, not today, I’m good without you. ?
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21. You’re just Ken.22. Team no Valentine.23. V is for Vodka, not Valentine.24. Roses? I’ll stick to my own garden of independence.25. Nothing says ‘love’ like overpriced flowers that die in three days.26. No love, just chocolate. That’s my kind of Valentine’s Day.
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27. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?28. In love with myself ❤️29. Swipe left on Valentine’s Day.30. Love is overrated. I’ll be over here with my pizza.31. Here’s to spending Valentine’s Day with my true love—my couch.32. Once upon a time...I realized I don’t need a prince to slay my dragons.33. Don’t need love when I’ve got a comfy couch and good vibes. 34. I’m just here for the sales on candy. 35. Surviving on a diet of French fries and fresh man tears.36. Single? Yes Taken? No. Catlationship? Yes.Related: ‘Why I Use the Most Romantic Day of the Year to Virtually Stalk My Exes'
Funny Anti-Valentine’s Day Quotes and Captions for Couples
37. I’m not yours, you’re not mine. Will you be my anti-Valentine?
38. Our love language is ignoring February 14th.
39. This Valentine’s, we’re swiping right on snacks and naps.
40. Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s skip the mushy stuff and have some tacos too!
41. You had me at ‘let’s skip the Valentine’s Day stuff and just chill.’ ?❤️
42. Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that we’re both equally terrible at picking restaurants.
43. You’re my favorite person to ignore Valentine’s Day with.
44. No flowers, no candy, just me and you avoiding crowds and loving every minute of it.
45. I hate you the least. Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!
46. I’m over the moon… that we’re spending this Valentine’s day doing absolutely nothing.
47. You + Me = A Netflix marathon, no need for roses. ?❤️
48. Let’s skip today and stay in bed.
49. On Valentine’s Day, we’re not counting hearts—we’re counting slices. ?
50. I love you, but I love dessert more.
51. Happy Single’s Awareness Day! Oh wait, I’m in a relationship...but still single at heart.
52. Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day to the one person I’d share my food with…if I was feeling generous.
53. Valentine’s Day is overrated, but you’re still stuck with me—lucky you!
54. I may not be into Valentine’s Day, but I’ll always be into you. ❤️
55. Valentine’s Day is for the amateurs. We celebrate our love every day, no Hallmark required.
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