You nod. You smile. That’s interesting. I switched off around when that porcupine the size of the Shard was chasing you.
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Read MoreArsenal are not the only club contaminated by this brainrot – and it’s fair to say this is not all Gunners – but the cult is collecting new members remarkably quickly.
So among stiff competition, here are nine of the most fabulously insane theories posited by Arsenal fans this season.
Across his career, Oliver has never shown a red card to a City player in 50 games officiating them, but has given Arsenal players eight reds in 55 games.
He has made a number of tight, if overwhelmingly correct, calls which have gone against Arsenal. Perhaps the only red card he could have given City came against Arsenal, for Mateo Kovacic. You can almost understand how two and two have made outrage.
David Coote came out as gay to protect the PGMOL
Former referee David Coote says he hid his sexuality for fear of abuse (Photo: Getty)The latest addition to this canon is an absolute doozy.
One tweet called the PGMOL “a crime syndicate”. Normal.
But suggesting that showing a red card to perhaps the least important member of Arsenal’s first team, an 18-year-old who has been impressive if not spectacular, is his cunning plan to derail a match they’re already losing is quite something. Especially in the knowledge that decision could still be overturned, as it was.
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Read MoreThere was also a threat to blow up his family in their car after Manchester United’s 2-2 draw with Liverpool, which was also investigated by police.
The car bomb threat had not been previously publicised because no-one had enquired to the police about it up to that point. It was not hidden by the PGMOL.
The majority are from the North-west, the nation’s footballing hotbed. Three are from Bristol, another three from the North-east. Australian Jarred Gillett was apparently born at sea. Zero floating heads are in London. The map is a few years out of date and the theory that not being from the capital makes you biased against Arsenal is quite something.
Referees hate Arsenal because they weren’t hugged as children
Myles Lewis-Skelly leaves the pitch after being shown a red card (Photo: Reuters)“Michael Oliver, it’s all about you”, Arsenal fans sung after Lewis-Skelly was sent off. This is an increasingly common complaint – referees are becoming celebrities and main characters.
In reality, VAR has largely triggered this. But here’s a suggestion – if you don’t want referees to act like celebrities, stop treating them like they are, constantly writing and talking about them. That might do it.
“We are appalled by the years of biased refereeing and dishonesty directed at our club and other clubs affected…
“We will continue to support the investigation into PGMOL.”
Pundits and media are also in on it
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Read MoreThere is an AI-generated picture of Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher doing the rounds, dressed in blue cheerleader uniforms with PGMOL across the front.
Despite Micah Richards and Alan Shearer, among others, calling the Lewis-Skelly red the worst refereeing decision they had ever seen – which just is not and cannot be true – apparently an entire industry is out to get the Gunners.
Lewis-Skelly has been selected for extra-harsh punishment
“A dodgy yellow card when not even playing on the pitch v City and a dodgy yellow card when being substituted v Spurs. Have the PGMOL picked on him & if so why?”
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