If you're looking for the perfect name for your new little bundle of joy, you came to the wrong place. Sorry, only the absolute worst of the worst baby names here. Consider this collection a warning label rather than inspiration. From creative spellings gone wrong to questionable word associations, these real-life name disasters might make you appreciate your own name a bit more. Let's dive into this treasure trove of unique naming catastrophes that have us collectively asking: "What were they thinking?" But then again, some of these names are so bad they’re good, you know? So, if that’s your bag, name away! Here are the 75 worst names in history. Enjoy! (Or don’t!)Related: The Ultimate List of 205 Funny Names That Are Simply Hilarious
1. Burden – Yes, someone actually named their child Burden. They must carry a heavy… well, you know the rest. (Reddit)2. Pancake Pancake – Delicious, but terrible. (X)3. Luigi Spaghetti – Again, delicious. Again, terrible. (X)4. Large Coffee – Your Starbucks order can also be your name! (X)5. Bro Man – Why not, dude!? (X)6. Felanie – And her sister Misty Meanor. (Reddit)7. Jar Jar – Some names are just for movie characters, okay?8. Child – Creative? (Reddit)9. Sir – A great name for an infant. Or maybe not. (Reddit)10. Covid – And her twin sister, Corona. (Reddit)11. Thorne – Bonus points for having natural silver streaks in his hair.12. Maple and Cherry Blossom – Siblings named after sweet natural flavors. At least they're seasonal?13. Ima Hogg – A real Texas socialite whose father apparently thought it would be amusing. Contrary to urban legend, she didn't have a sister named "Ura."14. Cliff Hanger – Sometimes names become inadvertent puns.15. Sparkle – Better suited for a pet than a person.16. Zeus Lightning – Parents must have been big fans of mythology.17. River Frost – Sounds like a weather phenomenon.18. Lucifer – Banned in several countries but still chosen by some parents, despite the devilish associations.19. Butherus – Just… what? (Reddit)20. Medusa – Literally a monster. (Reddit)21. Moonshine – Maybe don’t name your kid after bathtub liquor? (Reddit)
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22. Rambo – A kid you do not want to meet on the playground (Reddit)23. Kamir and Kamon – Twin names that become "come here" and "come on" when shouted at the playground. (Reddit)
24. Beautiful, Beyoutiful, and Pretty – Sisters with descriptive adjectives instead of names.
25. Easter Bunny – Yes, as a legal first and last name.
26. Precious Belle – When one princess-inspired name isn't enough. (Reddit)
28. Princess Bliss – See above. (Reddit)
29. Nevaeh – "Heaven" spelled backwards, a trend that refuses to die. (Reddit)
30. Orihime – Maybe fine if you're Japanese, questionable otherwise. (Reddit)
31. Unique Belcher – What a superlative. (Reddit)
Worst Names for Boys
32. Zephyr Zeppelin – When your parents are really into the letter Z and air travel. (Reddit)
33. Braxstyn – Adding random consonants doesn't make a name unique, just harder to spell. (Reddit)
34. Aeighdyn – Pronounced "Aiden," but with six extra unnecessary letters. (Reddit)
34. Link Bearsword – Giving "random name generator" vibes. (Reddit)
36. Truxtyn – Is it a truck? Is it a name? No one knows how to say it. (Reddit)
37. Caution – A warning label as a first name. (Reddit)
38. Kexley – What happens when someone sneezes during the naming ceremony. (Reddit)
39. Zoltan – A fine name in Hungary, but placed on this list when given to a girl in America. (Reddit)
40. Waldumar Waldumar – Nice name. So nice they used it twice. (Reddit)
41. Krew Kipp – It kind of reminds us of catnip. (Reddit)
42. Seven – One of four brothers: Blue, Seven, River, and... Dave. Dave got lucky. (Reddit)
43. Izyk – Creative spelling of "Isaac" that will haunt him through every roll call. (Reddit)
44. Rowdy, Punchy and Tiger – Three brothers whose names sound like rejected Seven Dwarfs. (Reddit)
45. Timmy and Timothy – Twins with essentially the same name. (Reddit)
46. Zakybraye – Looks like someone fell asleep on the keyboard. (Reddit)
47. Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii – This name was so bad that a judge ordered the child's name changed during a custody battle in New Zealand. The poor girl had kept her name a secret from friends.
48. Facebook – A couple in Egypt named their daughter after the social media platform in 2011, hoping she would stand out.
49. Justice, Peace and Freedom – Brothers with sister Liberty. The patriotic theme is strong. (Reddit)
50. Rage and Rope – Brothers with the unfortunate combo of violent-sounding names. (Reddit)
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51. Driggen – Sounds like a fantasy novel villain. (Reddit)
52. Graven Ravenwolf – Self-chosen name that belongs on a black metal album cover. (Reddit)
53. Colt and Remington – Brothers named after firearms. (Reddit)
54. ESPN – Pronounced "Espen," named after the sports network by super-fan parents.
55. Pilot Inspektor – Celebrity Jason Lee's son, combining aviation and bureaucracy.
56. Moxie CrimeFighter – Penn Jillette's daughter, destined for a life of vigilante justice.
57. Google – A baby born in Sweden whose parents were reportedly very fond of the search engine.
58. Ebenezer Hedgehog T Cringebottom – Yep. (X)
59. Jermajesty – Jermaine Jackson's son, combining his own name with royalty.
Worst Names for Girls
60. Viley – When you want your daughter to potentially become a villain. (Reddit)
61. Peightyn Ashleigh – Regular names with irregular spellings are... unique! (Reddit)
62. Bae – A term of endearment that also means "poop" in Danish. (Reddit)
62. Raspberry – Sweet but ultimately better suited for a fruit salad than a person. (Reddit)
63. Tequila – Named after an alcoholic beverage, which raises some questions. (Reddit)
64. Daiquiri – Same issue as above, different cocktail. (Reddit)
65. Hennessy and Margarita – Sisters continuing the alcohol-inspired naming trend. (Reddit)
66. Emilia Emma – You might just want to pick one. (Reddit)
67. Sugar and Spice – Sisters named after a nursery rhyme ingredient list. (Reddit)
68. Nautica – Which unfortunately shortens to "Nauty" in the teen years. (Reddit)
69. Reighnbough – An interesting take on "rainbow." (Reddit)
70. Pskylar – Pronounced "Skylar." (Reddit)
71. Phorever N'aday – "She took forever and a day to get here." We can't make this up. (Reddit)
72. Delphinium – Named after a flower, but sounds like a rare element. (Reddit)
73. Envy – One of the seven deadly sins, not typically associated with positive traits. (Reddit)
74. Sugar Lover – When you're having a serious craving. (Reddit)
75. TinZaLei – Pronounced "Tinsley" but with bonus characters. (Reddit)
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