At the intersection of artificial intelligence and natural stupidity, the unholy spider that spins the giant web of lies in which we are imprisoned has determined that people want to read, click on, and otherwise engage with content involving celebrities who have donated millions to fund dog rescue operations. I don't know why. You don't know why. No one knows why. But that's where we are.
The fake generosity leaderboard
Peyton Manning: According to a June 16 Facebook post from "Magic Clement," washed-up quarterback Peyton Manning bought an existing dog shelter called "Maple Creek Rescue" and fully refurbished it. Magic Clement didn't provide the monetary amount of Manning's donation, so I'm going to estimate $500,000 in fake money. This makes fake Peyton Manning a cheapskate among fake celebrity dog rescuers, but according to Magic Clement (a Facebook clearing house for AI-generated stories about Peyton Manning being a hero), Manning saved a different dog shelter just today, so he seems to be putting in the most fake effort, at least. For the record: No dog shelter called "Maple Creek Rescue" exists and the picture below is AI.
Credit: Magic Clement/FacebookEminem: A Facebook page dedicated to the once-controversial rapper proclaims that he made a $10 million investment in a "paradise” for stray dogs. Probably just to make Peyton Manning look like a tool. Here's the picture from the Facebook post:
Credit: FacebookMorgan Freeman: Presumably in an effort to one-up fake Eminem by a million fake bucks, fake Morgan Freeman recently donated $11 million to build a sanctuary for dogs on his 88th birthday. The Facebook post announcing the act of fake dog charity has been shared over 13,000 times, but contains no AI photos of Freeman. Luckily, another Facebook page, Rocky's K9 Rescue, stepped up and posted this:
Credit: FacebookJosh Allen, Jose Altuve, Aidan Hutchinson, Dak Prescott: These athletes reportedly donated $20 million, each, to establish separate dog sanctuaries. Actually, they didn't donate anything, but it seems that $20 million is the going rate for athletes donating to dog sanctuaries. You'd think they'd pool their money and open one gigantic dog rescue center, just for efficiency.
The bottom line is, being a stray dog is a lucrative occupation in the fictional universe of Facebook pages your mom probably reads: Last month, fake celebrities donated $141,500,000 for dog sanctuaries, and that's just the ones I found before i got bored.
Magic Clement's motivations are more mysterious. How does posting an AI-generated story about Peyton Manning saving a library by bringing it books work as a business strategy? (How would bringing more books help keep a library open, for that matter?) Whatever is going on, somehow, at the end of the line, someone has to be making a buck. I'll assume it's Mark Zuckerberg.
Actual celebrity dog philanthropists (probably)
I checked these celebrity dog charities on Charity Navigator, and Grande's Orange Twins Rescue is not listed there (although it is a legitimate non-profit); MuttNation scored a solid 88%; a "good" rating; and Vanderpump's foundation's is rated one out of four stars, or "proceed with caution."
Why does this even matter?
With the world's information pipes flooded with fake everything, some sleaze making a fraction of a fraction of a cent by telling lies about Morgan Freeman's charitable work seems like a nothingburger. But it matters. Fake dog charity stories are only a tiny part of a massive worldwide experiment to test what happens to a culture when everything anyone sees, reads, or hears is fake. And you're the lab rat. It's the erosion of shared reality, a complete abandonment of the loose consensus we used to have about the truth—and the worst part is, there's no one driving the train. I wish there were a shadowy cabal of moneymen brainwashing us for nefarious ends. At least then there'd be a purpose. Instead, our ever-fragile grip on reality is being dissolved by cretins whose greatest life achievement is tricking dummies on Facebook into buying unofficial Jelly Roll t-shirts.
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