Fancy yourself a comedian? Ready to add some giggles to your group chat? Bored in the middle of a work day and just want a random laugh? Well, you've come to the right place! These cheeky little "Roses are red, violets are blue" poems are perfect for breaking the ice, making your bestie snort-laugh, or just brightening up a boring Tuesday at the office.We've rounded up the most delightfully ridiculous takes on the classic poem intro and fair warning: you might find yourself reciting these at totally inappropriate moments—but that's half the fun! If these fail to make you chuckle, you might want to head straight to the nearest doctor and get your funny bone checked.Without further ado: Roses are red, violets are blue, we made a silly list, enjoy the whole hullabaloo!Related: Get Ready to Grin From Ear to Ear—These 25 Funny Poems Will Have You Chuckling in Delight
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Canva/Parade1. Roses are red, violets are blue; my dog is my favorite, but you’re OK too2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate poetry, but I’m into you3. Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were you, I’d want me too4. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re an animal and you belong in the zoo5. Roses are red, violets are blue, you drive like a blindfolded Mr. Magoo6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you7. Roses are red, violets are blue, I may not be Shakespeare, but I’m crazy about you8. Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to chill and watch Netflix with you9. Roses are red, violets are blue, I baked you a cake but it tastes like glue10. Roses are red, violets are blue, is it hot in here, or is it just you?Related: The 13 Weirdest and Funniest Road Signs It's Hard To Believe Actually Exist
Funny 'Roses Are Red' Poems
11. Roses are red, and apples are too, but violets are violet, violets aren’t blue12. Roses are red, violets are too, I’m colorblind, what about you?13. Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t14. Roses are red, violets are blue; TL;DR: They differ in hue15. Lasers are red, lasers are blue, laser guns go pew-pew-pew16. Roses are red, violets are blue; roses are red—whoa, déjà vu!17. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm Joe Goldberg, and I’m watching you18. Violets are red, roses are blue, what timeline is this? Are we on Earth Two?19. Roses are red, violets are blue, the game is afoot, Watson, look there’s a clue!20. Some roses are red, some roses are pink, I found your lost sock in the fridge by the sink21. Roses are red, violets are blue, I entered the chat, then forgot what to do22. Roses are red, this much is true, but violets are violet they’re not freaking blueRelated: 75 Best 'Rhyme Without Reason' Ideas for Your Next Party
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23. Roses are red, violets are blue, may I have this dance with you?24. Roses are red, violets are blue, stop sending me these flowers I’m allergic25. Roses are red, violets are blue; white wine costs less than a dinner for two26. Roses are red, lilies are white, If you want some romance, come over tonight27. Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn’t start living until I met you28. Roses are red, violets are blue, tell me the truth, do you like my hairdo29. Roses are red, daisies are white, why don’t you call, why don’t you write30. Roses are red, violets are blue, my cat judges me, and probably you too.31. Roses are red, violets are blue, dreams come at night, thank goodness the day is through!32. Roses are red, violets are blue, coffee keeps me awake, it’s true 33. Roses are red, violets are blue, pizza tonight sounds good to chew34. Roses are red, violets are blue, I waved at a stranger, I thought it was you35. Roses are red, violets are blue, I showed up on time—but the wrong venueRelated: 250 Funny Questions To Ask To Get ALL the Giggles
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36. Roses are red, lemons are yellow, I consider myself one lucky fellow!37. Roses are red, violets are blue; I love you from here to Timbuktu38. Some roses are red, some roses are pink, I followed my heart—right off the brink39. Roses are red, daisies are yellow, I said “just a trim,” now I’m bald, my good fellow40. Some roses are red, some roses are pink, stop talking be quiet I just need to think41. Roses are red, violets are blue, I ironed my shirt while still wearing it too42. Roses are red, violets are blue; like Parmesan cheese, I’m grate-ful for you43. Roses are red, violets are blue; you snore like a bear, but I’m still into you44. Roses are red, violets are blue, my life would be empty if i didn’t have you45. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t play trumpet, but I can play kazoo46. Roses are red, violets are blue, the only thing sweeter than candy is you47. Roses are red, some roses are pink, some flowers smell nice, but some flowers stink48. Some roses are red, some roses are pink, I can’t sing a note so I just lip sync49. Roses are red, violets are blue, I put on deodorant, but did you? 50. Roses are red, daisies are white, cats love to nap in warm sunlight51. Roses are red, violets are blue, cats love to purr and nap a lot too52. Roses are red, violets are blue, dancing is fun, let’s bust a move!Related: 140 Funny Compliments That Will Make Anyone's Day
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53. Roses are red, violets are blue, I finished my popcorn, during the preview54. Roses are red, violets are blue, if monsters are coming, I’ll run faster than you55. Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down56. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you—but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head57. Roses are red, violets are blue, you knock my socks off, but I still have one shoe58. Roses are red, violets are blue, I am the walrus, coo-coo ka-chooRelated: 75 of the Funniest Town Names Throughout the United States
Canva/Parade59. Roses are red, violets are blue, when you snore, it sounds like honk-shoe
60. Roses are red, violets are blue, over the nest, one cuckoo flew
61. Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry I tried, it’s the best I can do
62. Roses are red, daisies are white, pizza for dinner sounds just right
63. Roses are red, daisies are white, coffee in the morning makes me bright
64. Roses are red, daisies are white, reading good books is pure delight
65. Roses are red, daisies are white, dancing together feels so light
66. Roses are red, daisies are white, music can make everything right
67. Roses are red, daisies are white, friends make the world seem twice as bright
68. Roses are red, daisies are white, dreams come alive in sleep at night
69. Roses are red, violets are blue, for want of a nail, the horse lost its shoe
70. Roses are red, violets are blue, should we see the new movie with Florence Pugh?Related: 85 Funny Email Sign-Offs To Send Friends and Colleagues
Canva/Parade71. Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s paddle downstream in this birch canoe
72. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re a snack, and I’m Scooby-Doo
73. Roses are red, daisies are white, winter brings snow so clean and bright
74. Roses are red, violets are blue, come hang with me and be part of my crew
75. Roses are red, violets are blue, dinner tonight is cheddar fondue
76. Roses are red, daisies are white, I didn’t get you flowers because my heart’s full of spite
77. Some roses are red, some roses are pink, colors of flowers can really make you think
78. Roses are red, violets are blue, my Wi-Fi is down, what else can I do?
79. Roses are red, violets are blue, friends make life bright, but I’ve had enough of you!
80. Roses are red, violets are blue, music is great but your singing is poo
81. Roses are red, violets are blue, I found my keys and shouted "Yahoo!"
82. Roses are red, violets are blue, Shakespeare once wrote The Taming of the Shrew
83. Roses are red, daisies are white, stars shine above us throughout the night
84. Roses are red, daisies are yellow, come sit next to me you fine fellow
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85. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like sand—it’s coarse and rough and gets everywhere too
86. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m unoriginal, this is all I can do
87. Roses are red, violets are blue, I really messed up, now what should I do?
88. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m allergic to flowers—achoo!
89. Roses are red, violets are blue, serve me a bowl of that hot chili stew
90. Roses are red, violets are blue, coming soon to a theater near you
91. Roses are red, violets are blue, Piglet and Eeyore love Winnie the Pooh
92. Roses are red, violets are blue, vote Tippecanoe and Tyler Too
93. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t know why, I’m just sad—boohoo
94. Roses are red, violets are blue, all aboard and tickets please, next stop Dallas choooo-choo!
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Canva/Parade95. Roses are red, violets are blue, what do you want, I’m in the drive-thru
96. Roses are red, violets are blue, down with the king, let’s stage a coup
97. Roses are red, violets are blue, I made frozen pizza, not cordon bleu
98. Roses are red, violets are blue, should we play a game—maybe Risk or Taboo?
99. Roses are red, violets are blue, Paddington comes from "Darkest Peru"
100. Some roses are red, some roses are pink, you just confused my brain, let me think
101. Roses are red, violets are blue, in China’s forests, pandas eat bamboo
102. Roses are red, violets are blue, I sneezed so hard, I need a tissue
103. Roses are red, violets are violet, please stay seated, this is your pilot
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104. Roses are red, violets are blue; yo quiero tacos and queso too!
105. Roses are red, violets are blue, I lost the game, now so did you
106. Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one too
107. Roses are red, violets are blue, get out of here, fly—shoo, shoo
108. Roses are red, violets are blue, chickens go cluck, and cows go moo
109. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm made of rubber, you’re made of glue
110. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t have a nail, but I do have a screw
111. Roses are red, violets are blue, what should I do, I’m covered in goo
112. Roses are red, violets are blue, this library book is years overdue
113. Some roses are red, some roses are pink, I wrote you this poem, sorry it stinks
114. Roses are red, violets are blue, I stepped on a LEGO, ow my foot!
115. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m bad at poetry, banana
116. Roses are red, violets are blue, oh no, I’m sneezing now, A-CHOO!
117. Roses are red, violets are blue, oh no, a ghost, here he comes—BOO!
118. Roses are red, violets are blue, my bathroom’s gross with nasty mildew
119. Roses are red, daisies are yellow, I want chocolate, graham crackers and marshmallows
120. Roses are red, violets are blue, I said, “Just one episode,” now I’m on season two
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121. Roses are gray, violets are gray, you are gray, I’m a dog
122. Roses are red, but violets aren’t blue. They’re purple, you dope. Now go get a clue
123. Roses are red, violets are red, everything’s red, oh no, what's happening?
124. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm "Type A" so I know what to do
125. Roses are red, violets are blue, your Zoom mic is on—we all heard you
126. Roses are red, violets are blue, what do you know? I already knew
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